shakescene:

lieutenant-sapphic:

i think we, as a species, should go back to saying ‘alas’

it’s like “yikes” but with…culture 

(via littlechickenadventures)

yakkette:

tilthat:

TIL Research has shown that dogs actually like the silly, high-pitched voice their owners use to talk to them.

via reddit.com

me, babbling: whos a chungky babbey??!! whos a chunkey babbey??!!

Dog: Superb, you funky little biped.

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carkus8:

condensationisamyth:

carkus8:

bear-the-third-wheel:

carkus8:

Why say “allergic to bullshit” when you can say “wacktose intolerant”

Because I sound like a baby saying the latter

I’m sure you sound like a baby regardless

Carlos, how does it feel to have committed such a public homicide?

I thrive knowing someone will return the favor someday

(via tomgiggleston)

crow–teeth:

crow–teeth:

my friend who is training to be a 911 operator just told me that they are having to restrain themself whenever responding to training calls from saying “that’s illegal people can’t do that” and I find that so fucking funny

For context

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esmeanne:

bella rollin up the the cullens house knowing full well her blood smells damn near irresistible but risking it all for a chance at finally getting dicked down by the weird boy from bio

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girl-in-the-hitops:

striders:

Hey is the build a bear employee supposed to force us to jump up and down or are we getting hazed

as a build-a-bear employee it is my honor to happily inform you that we get to make everyone do whatever the fuck we want during a heart ceremony. jump to get that heart beating. rub that heart to your knees so your furry friend always needs you. rub it to your toes so it’s totally awesome! shake it up so it’s got enough energy to hang out with you all day! close your eyes, make a wish, and give it a kiss you helpless motherfucker

(via thedetectiveinthephonebooth)

momfricker:

lmaonade:

best tumblr glitch of all time 

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the-original-cinnamon-roll:

Countless studies: hot showers are bad for you!! They dry out and damage your skin!

Me: I Will Boil Myself Like A Lobster If I So Choose

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jeza-red:

liveandletrain:

dontwantthenextcommanderiwantyou:

nabyss:

itsliterallythis:

inifitywar:

siriusly-fuck-off:

hermiones-enchantment:

weestarmeggie17:

sebsticles:

brownirisandcurls:

dmzenog:

lilzodiac:

autumnneedstostop:

phlying-squirrel:

that-duck-in-paris:

that-artgirl:

dangerbooze:

dad-monster:

prettyboyshyflizzy:

theanimangagirl:

myfriendscallmemaury:

uberfaenatic:

starkinglyhandsome:

cloudyobsession:

yourlocalpsychopath:

randomthingieshere:

abbysrwk:

paradoxsocks:

merlinsbearditsthedoctor:

gallifreyanprincess:

merlinsbearditsthedoctor:

pizzaforpresident:

why are people even questioning obesity in america

why is your tea liquidised?

….. Where exactly do you live that the tea isn’t liquid?!?

ENGLAND. WHERE IT IS IN A BAG AND YOU MAKE IT YOURSELF.

like what do you do with already liquid tea? Microwave it?

No it’s sweet tea you drink it cold

WHO DRINKS COLD TEA???

HAVE YOU NEVER HAD ICED/SWEET TEA BEFORE?!?

so i reblogged this from a british person and i’ve been laughing at their tags for 600 years

England, you stole tea from China.  You’ve had it a mere 4 centuries compared to their 30+.  Don’t play like you’re some kind of authority.

[skeletons ooh-ing]

Shots fired. World War Tea has officially begun.

#INTO THE HARBOR

Englad doesn’t own anything

except that time we owned most of the world

If I stop reblogging this, I’ve gone to the other side.

I have only seen this legendary post in screenshots, so today is a blessed day.

HAH

BOSTON TEA PARTY PART 2

HOLY HELL I FOUND IT

And this is why I love Tumblr

Drinking cold tea is like drinking cold hot chocolate. Sure, you *can* do it, but you *really shouldn’t*

Behold concerned Brit. Chocolate Milk

I only see this on pinterest omg….

OMFG

@riverwriter

BEHOLD THE GREATEST TUMBLR POST

“world war tea” is the best play on words i’ve heard in weeks

this post is a wild ride from start to finish

I haven’t seen this since chocolate milk was added. Is that really just an American thing? You’re missing out guys!

😂😂😂

Cold tea

Cold hot chocolate aka chocolate milk

Cold coffee

I mean, do yall even know about cold water or is that an American thing too???

To be completely fair, as an American who lived in the British Isles for a bit, it is very cold there. Hot beverages are necessary for survival.

That does not explain what all the lemonade is sparkling!

Don’t you fucking start the lemonade discourse or they’ll never stop!!!

(via thedetectiveinthephonebooth)

zolotl:

brooklyn 99′s first bleep was a bleep done well

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muvataughtme:

duchessofostergotlands:

lovingtheroyals:

laurasroyalblog:

femaleheroes:

A-MA-ZING

Actual text from my sister when Katelyn debuted this “Holy shit. Katelyn Ohashi’s routine this year.”

College, and specifically UCLA, gymnastics seems like such a fun and encouraging place. I love how she’s genuinely smiling throughout the entire video and how her teammates are cheering her on and truly loving and supporting her throughout her routine. I hope we can get more of this in sports!

My favourite thing is the fact her team mates do parts of the routine with her. It’s so cute. And I love her

Whoa! She’s fantastic and y’all know I love Michael ❤️

(via dingdongyouarewrong)

softestvirgil:

Headcanons and AU’s are just for fun, they don’t mean anything to canon. Who cares. If someone wants to headcanon the sides as a different kind of lgbt than what they are in canon that is freaking rad! Go for it! You wanna write an AU about it? Go for it! Fandom is supposed to be fun, guys.

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positive-memes:

Simon Pegg and Nick Frost are so wholesome

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